Looking Down

mike sold out at - 20:25
3.30.2006
Awesome but not awesome
While on tech support hold for "Infohighway" (neé Eureka), I can choose my hold music. Of course, I chose '80s music, to be rocked by A-Ha and A Flock of Seagulls.
mike sold out at - 10:54
3.29.2006
Is it sad or funny...
...that the high point of my day happened a few seconds ago when a paper airplane mysteriously hit my ninth floor office window? There are no suspects, although it should be noted that my cousin works across the street.
mike sold out at - 10:30
3.27.2006
Virtual Jewish Mother
Irma, your virtual Jewish mother!
Ok, Mom, go ahead and leave a comment...
mike sold out at - 13:51
3.25.2006
USA #1
Debbie and Daphne from Avenue D have a neat, new video. It's pretty entertaining. "If you like this USA, you'll love this video."
mike sold out at - 14:31
Credit where credit is due
3.24.2006
Brilliant
"George Bush" on global warming
mike sold out at - 20:16
Credit where credit is due
3.20.2006
Mad-Libs via the NYS Attorney General's Office
Try your own!
Don't talk to strangers!
A story by the famous author, Mike.
One day, a kid named Mike was walking home from East Williamsburg
Soon, a industrial man drove by in a gray truck
The man said 'Hi! My name is Jim and I've lost my panther. Can you help me find it?'
Mike knew not to talk to strangers and kept walking.
Jim started to follow, but Mike screamed "Jeepers!" as loud as he/she could, and ran to get Attorney General Elliot Spitzer
Jim drove away looking very residential.
He was never seen again!!
mike sold out at - 15:00
3.19.2006
Mayor Sharpe
In the words of Greg:The current mayor of Newark, NJ [the embattled James Sharpe] as he delivers his petitions for re-election eligibility. If I can ever achieve this level of awesomeness, I’ll die happy.
photo source: NY Times
mike sold out at - 17:26
3.15.2006
Editorializing
My letter to the NY Times that wasn't published, but felt it shouldn't go to waste.
To The Editor:
If Congress challenged the Bush Administration’s flawed and dangerous approach to homeland security four years ago, then perhaps I would not find its stance on the Dubai Ports deal absurdly hypocritical (“Under Pressure, Dubai Company Drops Port Deal” March 10, 2006).
Since 2002, Congress has failed to
1) Pass Senator Corzine’s bill to set mandatory security standards for the chemical industry;
2) Fully fund the Nunn-Lugar program to secure Soviet nuclear material;
3) Ask in the winter of 2003 if North Korea posed a greater threat to America than Iraq; and,
4) Take a serious look at the Bush Administration’s attempts to secretly gut our constitutional protections against being tortured or spied on without a warrant.
If Congress had spent half the energy from Dubai to stand up on those four issues, then Americans would be much safer. It clearly is time for a change in congressional leadership.
Sincerely, Mikebot
March 10, 2006
mike sold out at - 10:51
3.13.2006
The Artist

This is mostly for Dora and Norm.
mike sold out at - 22:37
3.10.2006
James Frey's "new book"
David Cross gives you an "excerpt from James Frey's next book"
I'm laughing so hard reading this, I'm almost crying.
I left the Harpo studios in Chicago in a state of shock. When I accepted Oprah's invitation to go back on her show and tell my side of the story, I didn't think that I would be treated so unfairly. I felt as if a couple of angry skate punks who "didn't like my attitude" ambushed me. It reminded me of the time I was ambushed by a bunch of angry skate punks who "didn't like my attitude". I had awoken from a nineteen-day bender to find myself floating face down in a canal in Amsterdam.
mike sold out at - 14:29
3.08.2006
Gross
Someone from the Texas Department of Human Services searched for "Dr0wning feti$h" and came up with my blog.
mike sold out at - 12:13
3.07.2006
Happy Birthday Marla!
Marla had a great 23rd birthday party (for the fourth time) on Saturday.

The ol' roomies back together again.

Hayley wearing the present Peter and I made for Marla (it says "boneyarrrrd" on the bottom of the t-shirt)
mike sold out at - 00:22
3.06.2006
No War
Eugene Mirman doesn't want to get drafted. He made these advertisements (quicktime) to convince you that he shouldn't go to war.
mike sold out at - 15:41
3.05.2006
West Coast Pix
So finally, my pictures from the trip are posted, cropped and color-corrected.

The short version of the illustrated travel-log (27 pictures)
The long version (150 pictures)
mike sold out at - 16:02
3.04.2006
If you wanna party like we do, if you wanna party like us
I just discovered the joy of uploading iMixes.
Schnapp Party Mix (iTunes required to follow link)
mike sold out at - 16:13
3.03.2006
Word Up Of The Day
"equipopulosity"
mike sold out at - 14:30
Credit where credit is due
3.01.2006
Over-read in NY (Part II)
Second in the series of weird books I see people reading on the subway.
On the train this morning, I saw a woman reading a book called "Breaking Unhealthy Soul Ties and Generational Curses."
The closest to this title I could find online were these two:
Breaking Unhealthy Soul Ties
Breaking Generational Curses
um... yeah.