S: ok if you want good posture, you gotta move your torso up like this.
M: *burp*
S: um, ok I think you got it.
M: *toot*
S: ok, so maybe good posture isn't for you...
mike sold out at - 19:46
6.22.2004
Read This Literally
State Department Reports Increased Acts of Terror (washingtonpost.com)
I always knew that those pesky State Department Reports were just lurking around trying to increase the amount of evil done to us...
mike sold out at - 16:00
6.16.2004
Deep Thoughts by Mikebot
If I were a rapper, I think my name would be Felonious Monk.
mike sold out at - 16:59
6.14.2004
Just in Case You Weren't Afraid
The codes on our nuclear arsenal were set to "00000000" during the cold war. Thank g-d for safety!
mike sold out at - 19:34
6.12.2004
And it's like I only saw him yesterday...
... and now he's gone... :-(

mike sold out at - 16:06
6.11.2004
National Day of Morning in America
In case anyone asks, the reason I'm so disheveled today is that I was mourning for Reagan last night... I swear.
mike sold out at - 14:57
6.08.2004
Wienermobile!!!!!!
How much would you pay for the wienermobile?
mike sold out at - 21:21
6.04.2004
How Cheap Are You? (part II)
So based on a discussion at lunch I'm reviving the How Cheap Are You thread that everyone enjoyed so much. I will continue to bring it back from time to time.
So... how cheap ARE you?
mike sold out at - 14:22
6.01.2004
Schnapp It Up
I swear I had nothing to do with the invention of this drink. Although then again, what was I drinking Saturday night?