Eeww
Homeless man masturbating on the subway today on the way to work. ew. ew. ew.
mike sold out at - 12:17
4.22.2004
Makin' Babies
I decided today (which happens to be "take your child to work day") that the presence of lots of tykes in an office is a litmus test for whether or not you're ready to breed. Everyone who is childless but ready was totally playing with the babies while those of us who need some time before we pop out a couple were holding back and eating pizza. good times.
mike sold out at - 14:09
4.17.2004
Welcome to Indiana
'Nuff said.
mike sold out at - 12:24
4.13.2004
How Cheap Are You?
As of late, I have realized that I am a cheap, cheap man. A list of my frequent lunch spots:
Subway- Tuna sub $5
Food Cart at 40th & 7th- Giant thing of rice & chicken for $4, smaller for $2.50
Pick-a-pita- Falafel for $4.50
It has also been pointed out that I live in Greenpoint.
The question is- what do you do that is cheap? (we're looking at you Smitty to repeat your dinner here in the comments section).
mike sold out at - 14:00
4.12.2004
You Can't Beat the Classics
Marge: Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naive?
From The Simpsons, Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie, Episode 9F03
mike sold out at - 23:46
4.11.2004
Greenpoint is the Point
My room is directly above my landlord's kitchen. Sometimes on the weekends, it smells faintly like boiled cabbage in my room. However, today being Easter, I have the priviledge of a room that smells like burnt ham AND cabbage. yuck.
mike sold out at - 11:45
4.07.2004
Which NY Times Columnist Am I?
You are Bob Herbert! You're not the most sparkling
writer, but one of the most solid and selfless
on the Op-Ed staff. You focus on New York
politics, the poor, race issues, and civil
liberties. You like to quote others, and rarely
place yourself in your columns. You keep it
real. Seriously.
Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
And I am indeed keepin' it real. How appropriate. I feel like this test really knows me. Seriously.
mike sold out at - 23:43
4.01.2004
Bork-bork-bork!
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mike sold out at - 09:57
Hail to the O'Franken Factor
Everyone should listen to the O'Franken Factor on Air America- it's totally hilarious.
