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Previous statements that may have suggested my selling out are inoperative. Steal this Blog. Believe everything you read. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.


 


 
   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

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2.27.2004

 
Movin Out (Part II)

Word Up now has a new pop-up ad free home! Visit us here at http://blog.mikebot.com for all your Word Up needs!

Thanks to Josh for setting me up with a new server!

mike sold out at - 11:29





2.25.2004

 
My True Calling

I have found my true love at last- it is one of those brown accordion folders that you can slip a bunch of file folders inside and it closes and has a giant rubber band to hold the whole thing together. I have one in my backpack and one at my temporary desk at work. Greatest invention since the sticky pad. I think that if I had these in high school I would have been much more organized.

mike sold out at - 17:03





2.24.2004

 

MFS: i'm thinking i will have a party again soon when it warms up slightly.
MFS: not a monster-truck party, however.
LF: sweet. parties can still be good without monster trucks... I guess.
LF: don't be surprised if i show up in a cardboard car costume just for kicks, though.
MFS: it's hard for me to understand too, but apparently there are thousands of enjoyable non-monster truck parties in the US every year.

mike sold out at - 17:14




 
I Have A Problem

I can't stop humming the music from Beverly Hills Cop 2:

Doo-doo-doo-doot. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-DOO-doo.

Help.

mike sold out at - 12:15





2.22.2004

 
Flashes In Vain

One of my pet peeves is people taking pictures where a flash is useless (like in a vast stadium) yet their camera flash still goes off. Tonight I noticed that I can see the flashes of cameras on the 86th floor of the Empire State Building. I guess those folks don't know that their camera isn't powerful enough to light up all of New York City.

P.S. A rule of thumb - unless you are using film with an ASA higher than 400 or are using a professional flash, your flash probably won't illuminate subjects farther than 20 feet, give or take 5 feet. So if you can turn off your flash, do it. Or I will find you.

mike sold out at - 23:16





2.20.2004

 
Rank me!

Dino is sixth in relevance on Google for Edwards-Richardson ticket. I am third. Suck it, Dino.

mike sold out at - 00:25





2.19.2004

 
Dusty n' Dirty

Well i'm not (I moved back to the main HQ of our organization temporarily to escape the noise) but my boss called me and told me that our entire office is now officially covered in a thin white layer of dust. mmmmm.

I think having free coffee beats being covered in white dust. What do you think?

mike sold out at - 17:28





2.17.2004

 

Status: Insane.

They are doing renovations on my office and it is the loudest thing ever. Help!

mike sold out at - 10:59





2.16.2004

 
Breakin' the Law! Breakin' the Law!

Actual spam I recieved at work:


From:  
To:   Michael
Date:   Sunday - February 15, 2004 3:06 PM
Subject:   Police investigation
 
Hello...
It has come to my attention that you are being under the police investigation.
Is that true? Have you really commited such crimes?
Please read the following article located at:
http://federalp0lice.com:article872@1075686747
or at:
http://01OO.035.0255.O133
Sincerely,
Your old friend


Thanks friend, for alerting me to such news!

mike sold out at - 11:53





2.13.2004

 
Brooklyn Has a Severe Case of "Bridge & Tunnel"

This public service announcement was disallowed in subway cars because the image was potentially offensive to riders. I agree that it is offensive, but for a different reason - I think the ad implies that the outer boroughs have some kind of STD that Manhattan needs to be protected from.

mike sold out at - 13:28




 
Sex-Workin'

Fun New York City history fact: Prostitutes in the early 19th century often clustered around the docks on the Lower East Side, particularly near the cape called Corlears' Hook (now in East River Park), leading to the nickname of "hookers."

Source: Gotham, A History of New York City to 1898.

mike sold out at - 11:02





2.10.2004

 
Grandfather Twilight: Political Mover & Shaker

You'd think that Grandfather Twilight's endorsement of Kucinich would have bumped him up in the polls a notch or two.

Thanks to Robert for his research on the big DK to uncover this.

mike sold out at - 12:59





2.09.2004

 
New Motto For Chinatown Bus

"Second-World Style at Third-World Prices"

Think they'll give me a marketing contract for that one?

mike sold out at - 17:41





2.06.2004

 
Movin' Out

So sorry for the Billy Joel appropriation, but let's be honest here- tripod.com is not the best webhost. I'm really tired of all the "your computer has spyware" pop-up ads and random dumping of pictures i posted to the blog. To that end, I'm seeking a new webhost and possibly a domain name. Let me know if you have any recommendations for cheap/free webhosting and more importantly a clever domain to host it under.

ideas so far:
schnappster.com (who came up with this? I think it was a product of Dino & Paige's party)
wordup.ws (what does ".ws" stand for?)
cockrock.org


mike sold out at - 22:41





2.05.2004

 
What You Talkin' 'Bout Tenet?

George Tenet, Head of the CIA before Congress:

"Analysts differed on several important aspects of [Iraq's WMD] programs... They never said there was an imminent threat. Rather, they painted an objective assessment for our policy-makers of a brutal dictator who was continuing his efforts to deceive and build programs that might constantly surprise us and threaten our interests. No one told us what to say or how to say it."


So if the analysts didn't say Iraq was an imminent threat, who did?

From the Center for American Progress:

Iraq was "the most dangerous threat of our time."
• White House spokesman Scott McClellan, 7/17/03

"Absolutely."
• White House spokesman Ari Fleischer answering whether Iraq was an "imminent threat," 5/7/03

"The people of the United States and our friends and allies will not live at the mercy of an outlaw regime that threatens the peace with weapons of mass murder."
• President Bush, 3/19/03

"This is about imminent threat."
• White House spokesman Scott McClellan, 2/10/03

Iraq poses "terrible threats to the civilized world."
• Vice President Dick Cheney, 1/30/03

"Iraq poses a serious and mounting threat to our country."
• Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, 1/29/03

"Well, of course he is.”
• White House Communications Director Dan Bartlett responding to the question “is Saddam an imminent threat to U.S. interests, either in that part of the world or to Americans right here at home?”, 1/26/03

"The world is also uniting to answer the unique and urgent threat posed by Iraq whose dictator has already used weapons of mass destruction to kill thousands."
• President Bush, 11/23/02

"There are many dangers in the world, the threat from Iraq stands alone because it gathers the most serious dangers of our age in one place. Iraq could decide on any given day to provide a biological or chemical weapon to a terrorist group or individual terrorists."
• President Bush, 10/7/02

"The Iraqi regime is a threat of unique urgency."
• President Bush, 10/2/02

"There's a grave threat in Iraq. There just is."
• President Bush, 10/2/02

"No terrorist state poses a greater or more immediate threat to the security of our people and the stability of the world than the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq."
• Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, 9/19/02

"Some have argued that the nuclear threat from Iraq is not imminent - that Saddam is at least 5-7 years away from having nuclear weapons. I would not be so certain. And we should be just as concerned about the immediate threat from biological weapons. Iraq has these weapons."
• Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, 9/18/02

mike sold out at - 14:37




 
I'm On The G Train

So the G train, my source of joy and bane of my life, has been quite entertaining lately. The G train has its own feel- it's almost like a small town (It's definitely nothing like being crammed into the 5 train to Flatbush Avenue).

The G train also has a lot of interesting recurring characters, the most notable of which is Jimmy Jackson. Mr. Jackson (whose father has a store at 558 Graham Ave) is a middle-aged man who likes to keep a running out-loud narration of what he is thinking about. E.G.: "Lotta women on the train today, lotta pretty women. Why won't they sit next to me? Why isn't anyone sitting near me? I wish I had a pretty woman, oh yeah."

The really interesting part comes when he starts talking in other character's voices like so:
Mother voice: "I'm watching you sonny, you better be good, sonny, I'm watching what you do!"
Kid voice: "No Momma! I'm not gonna listen to you!"
Mother voice: "Watch your step, sonny!"

et cetera.

mike sold out at - 11:18





2.04.2004

 

Donald Rumsfeld testifying before Congress today:
I could be wrong. I'm asked a lot of questions. I use a lot of words, and I'm sure, from time to time, I say something that, in retrospect, I wish I hadn't... And I may have said... 'We know where they are. They're up north. They're not down here.' And I was referring to the suspect sites. And you're quite right; shorthand, 'We know where they are,' probably turned out not to be exactly what one would have preferred in retrospect.

Ah, the verbal acrobatics....

mike sold out at - 16:09




 
Holy Crap!

It's 40 degrees out. Finally. I'll be outside, naked, if any of you need me.

mike sold out at - 11:54





2.03.2004

 
Horrible Facts Learned On The Job

buck-fifty -> a scar given to a snitch in Riker's Island with a razor blade that streches from the earlobe to the corner of the mouth.

mike sold out at - 20:17





2.02.2004

 
Uberbowl

So uh, you can show a breast on network television, but not run an ad that has a legitimate point about the government?


mike sold out at - 12:55




 

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