Archives : Step Into My Haus
RSS  *New* RSS Site Feed Link



Previous statements that may have suggested my selling out are inoperative. Steal this Blog. Believe everything you read. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.


 


 
   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

word up

 
             

   
 
 

11.28.2003

 

Scenes from Thanksgiving

Me: yeah, it might be cool to go to southeast Asia, like Thailand or whatever- a couple of friends who went there had a really good time.

Mom: Whatever you do, just make sure you don't go to a whorehouse!

Me: Um... thanks for the advice Mom.

mike sold out at - 00:55





11.25.2003

 

Holi-do-me... With a Vengeance!

That's right folks- the Holi-do-me party is back this year! More details to come.

PS- Marla gets total props for the name.

mike sold out at - 09:47





11.21.2003

 

Another Source of Fabulocity
Kaiju was at the Warsaw last night. It's like a Japanese monster version of pro-wrestling. Pretty cool.

mike sold out at - 17:59





11.20.2003

 

This Show Was Great

For me to poop on!

mike sold out at - 17:04





11.17.2003

 

Open Mike Night

Ok that sounds more perverted than it is. At Antarctica in West SoHo (aka JOHn TESh- Just Over HollaNd Tunnel Exhaust SHaft), they have free drinks for anyone named Mike on Wednesday. So if anyone wants to go with me and take advantage of me in my wasted state that would be hot... Or you can just come and hang to prevent me from drinking alone, which I hear is neither exciting nor healthy.

mike sold out at - 17:31





11.16.2003

 

Fun Schnapp Facts

My roommate recently observed after a visit by my parents that my family (including myself) really like to read the newspaper. In fact this is true and there is a strict hierarchy of newspapers that my family reads.

Growing up we would get the Washington Post, which I think my parents gave their undying loyalty to shortly after the paper helped bring down President Nixon.

Anyways, for reasons of snow storm or power outages, there would occasionally come a day when the Post wouldn't be delivered. And they would be out of them at the store. So we would grudgingly buy the Washington Times, which we refer to as "that facist rag."

It would bring on scenes like this, when a family friend staying with us bought the W Times.

Dad: [walks into kitchen, looks at paper] Oh, we've got that facist rag for a morning paper again!

Family Friend: Yeah, it's good to read for perspective.

Mom: [walks into kitchen, looks at paper] What happened to the Post? Why did you get this facist rag?

PS- Just for reference our hierarchy would roughly go something like this:

1. Washington Post
2. NY Times
3. Philadelphia Inquirer
4. Wall Street Journal
5. USA Today
6. Washington Times

mike sold out at - 12:17





11.14.2003

 

My obessesion with puppets has apparently attracted the attention of the long arm of Juan Q. Law.

mike sold out at - 16:20





11.12.2003

 

The word "Zing" occurs as a single paragraph in this article

Thanks to K-diddle for the tip.

mike sold out at - 23:17





11.09.2003

 

Archives are now working! look forward to a faster-loading Word Up in your future.

Results of the weekend:
1. Maker's Mark is my new favorite hard liqour- move over corvousier! (and happy b-day to Fleishdogg)
2. For about five minutes Sunday morning, Kevin and I sat on the couch laughing about how hung over we both were (while my parents were visiting) n.b. this is somewhat related to #1
3. CCI is in an article in the Times this weekend!

mike sold out at - 22:58





11.07.2003

 

Election Day

Woman at voting table: What's your last name?

Me: Freedm@n-Schn@pp.

Woman: [to another woman] Hey, this is a Jewish last name!

Me: [To self] Oh crap...

Woman: Just like me! Another Jew in Greenpoint- that's funny!

Me: [To self] Phew...

mike sold out at - 15:39





11.03.2003

 

What we all know to be true: Pirate Attacks Increase Worldwide

mike sold out at - 14:16





11.02.2003

 

So the puppet made the Dean Blog.

Here he is in action about to heal Uncle Sam on a gurney:



And here is the sunrise I saw from the Greenpoint waterfront after staying up all night with the Brooklyn for Dean kids finishing the puppet.



Oh God I need sleep...

PS- Props to Gerber, who marched in the parade with us on her visit to NYC...

mike sold out at - 21:28




 

.

HOME
&
ARCHIVES

I Only Drink Liberally Weblog Commenting and Trackback by HaloScan.com

word down