Swish of the Week
Observed on Queens Plaza this morning
Storekeeper: [to woman walking out of store] I know you're stealing from me!
Woman: I don't steal - I take!
mike sold out at - 16:52
7.10.2003
So it's come to this...
Watching Blue Streak with Martin Lawrence.
mike sold out at - 21:42
I already have one taker for the brand new "LSAT school of shame and ridicule" (it's my roommate Kevin). Sample motivational lines include:
"No - you did fine... for being stupid!"
"You should probably take it easy on that 'reading' thing."
"Yeah, you're pretty smart... for a dumbass."
"Hey - instead of eating, maybe you should study" (can double for those also enrolled in the "Diet of Shame and Ridicule").
mike sold out at - 00:01
7.08.2003
I Shot J.R.
Or Bangin' Brooklyn, rather. It was sad to delete a whole blog, particularly one that gives so many people reason to stay alive while at work, but tough times call for tough action.
mike sold out at - 12:58
7.07.2003
Rap session in the office produced this idea: if there's Friendster for meeting people, shouldn't there be Shamester- the online network that records scandalous hook-ups?
