Swish of the Week
Observed on Queens Plaza this morning
Storekeeper: [to woman walking out of store] I know you're stealing from me!
Woman: I don't steal - I take!
mike sold out at - 16:52
7.10.2003
I already have one taker for the brand new "LSAT school of shame and ridicule" (it's my roommate Kevin). Sample motivational lines include:
"No - you did fine... for being stupid!"
"You should probably take it easy on that 'reading' thing."
"Yeah, you're pretty smart... for a dumbass."
"Hey - instead of eating, maybe you should study" (can double for those also enrolled in the "Diet of Shame and Ridicule").
mike sold out at - 00:01
7.07.2003
Rap session in the office produced this idea: if there's Friendster for meeting people, shouldn't there be Shamester- the online network that records scandalous hook-ups?
