I Keep A-Searchin'
According to recent Googling of my blog, I am #1 in relevance for the following searches:
"Are you pomo"
"Pick a Pita" NYC
now i am truly worthy.
mike sold out at - 18:55
Classy
Co-worker: Do you have plans to go see the Matisse-Picasso show?
Me: No, but I do have plans to go see Old School!
mike sold out at - 12:00
2.25.2003
I'm on the nightrain!
mike sold out at - 16:05
2.23.2003
Will Trade Bush for Oil
zing.
mike sold out at - 16:17
2.21.2003
An email conversation between me and two co-workers (arranged with the first email at the top for your reading pleasure).
>>> Michael Freedm@n-Schn@pp 02/20/03 01:20PM >>>
http://www.thehipsterhandbook.com/quiz.html
>>> Aubrey F*x 02/20/03 02:12PM >>>
my score: 50%
rob w*lf: 57%
is this a crock or what?
>>> Michael Freedm@n-Schn@pp 02/20/03 02:12PM >>>
totally. i can't believe i only got 53%. i don't think the test understands that i'm doing a lot of these things ironically.
>>> Robert W*lf 02/20/03 02:13PM >>>
envy is very un-hip, don't you think?
>>> Aubrey F*x 02/20/03 02:17PM >>>
that was "ironic" envy, but some people can't detect irony very easily. oh, that's you!
mike sold out at - 14:33
2.20.2003
McFatties Are Back
It's too bad that the NY Post is a piece of facist shit and ignores the real public health arguments behind the so-called McFatties case. That's right Hayley, I'm talking about you, McFattie.
mike sold out at - 13:03
2.19.2003
The Morn' of Destruction
Went to the anti-war protests on Saturday. Conclusion = our society is all about unnecesary control of people. Seriously, we were just standing on 3rd Avenue, trying to get to the main event near the U.N., when a line of cops on horses cuts the crowd in half and starts pushing us back towards the sidewalk. Needless to say, people started to get crushed, but I don't think anyone got seriously hurt. And of course, it was just so a bus could go by. None of this chaos would have happened if they had granted the march permit in the first place. The city really fucked this one up.
Anyways, the main event was a series of small destructive acts in my life:
#1: I put on my fave (did I say that?) grey sweater only to find it has a large hole in the neck. I wore it anyways.
#2: I'm walking with some co-workers when my pants get caught on a trash can, ripping a large hole in them. I managed to staple it closed later at the office. Now that's stylin'!
#3: I attempt to go to this press conference for work, when I see that a manhole exploded with puffs of red and black smoke in front of the building the conference was supposed to be in. Then a police officer starts running towards us, yelling "that smoke causes cancer!" Needless to say, the event was cancelled.
mike sold out at - 20:29
2.13.2003
The More You Know...
There are certain things in life you wish you didn't have first-hand experience of, such as what mace tastes like, or the size of your roommate's genitalia. I was made privy to one of these facts Tuesday night, namely that the building in which I work is definitely open 24 hours. :-(
mike sold out at - 16:08
2.10.2003
Wake Me Up...
I have invented a new neighborhood name- it's not "the Slope", "the Hook", or even "P-Sliddy". It is this neigborhood: WHAM! the West Hudson Area of Midtown. Feel free to spread it, but remember that you heard it here first, folks.
Also, did anyone happen to notice that the mascot of the WNBA team on the Simpsons was named "Swish"?
Swish to that.
mike sold out at - 14:14
2.06.2003
Just Say No
I like Colin Powell, I really do. But does he have to bring his drug habit into his U.N. presentation?
mike sold out at - 12:00
2.05.2003
Depressed?
Just in case you are, here are excerpts from the Utne Reader's article, "30 Reasons to Live":
1. Snapdragons
4. Picking up crabs on the beach (hayley)
12. Mystery
14. Coney Island (clearly the author has not been there in 50 years)
18. Cattails
23. Knowing that if I wrote this list tomorrow it would be different
28. Writing -- even the act of one letter on paper [r]
30. Playing a game where I am a seal and Adam is a seal too
mike sold out at - 16:17
Deep Thoughts
In response to this webpage, Andy Price provided this deep thought:
"One time in High School, some friends of mine smoked tampons like they were joints in a video we made for English class."
